Getting it on, if all systems are go, the first date could lead to the earth moving.
Sex can be a shortcut to getting acquainted, making talk unnecessary,
except for the boasting ( and hashing and rehashing ) that may follow.

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When people treating you good
doesnt mean they are concerning about you

they are just doing that for their own sake!

that's when I know we are impossible.

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Finally got my PAY!! $300!! gosh! money is hard to earn!
Being a tutor is not fun at all! =(

the pressure of worrying about the result later
be flexible with anytime and anywhere

SO DEAD!!
can I be a full time student again??

oh yes!! Monday is my last paper!!!
*CELEBRATING*

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hey felicia baby darling.... sorry for the delay of ya bday photos. will send u soon once i got the card reader from vic! :)

I think I have sleeping disorder.
The earlier I get on bed, the lesser time I sleep.

I was so tired that I could sleep at 12.30am
and wake up like 4.30am today?!

That is horrible!!!
and I thought it only happen in the elderly??

gosh! I bet I will be damn sleepy during the exam....
Am I too excited or what?

*takes thing slow*

That is the problem!

Whenever I decided to move on, u will tell me things which will lead me back to the same again.

YES we are OVER!!
I am not an idiot pls!!

Whenever u feel like getting me back, then one second (clap) I am back to u!
Whenever u feel like pushing me away, then one second (clap) I got to leave u.

Don't mess with me.
I have been too caring for YOU!!!!
and I gonna stop doing that
since u dunno how to appreciate me.

I'm disappointed with you too. if you know what I mean.. ( we just can't be normal friend huh?! )

yes! WHATEVER!
so I shouldn't bother.

STOP MAKING ME CAN'T FALL ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT AGAIN!!!

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Mr. Calvin said:

''being lame can make girls smile,

its the girls smile that makes guys idiotic''

wanan to blog about it since long time ago but keep forgetting. hehe..
I am not helping Canelli to do a free advertisment!! coz their cakes are realy suck! Not UP to standard man!! though the cakes cannot make it, their icecream waffle is hmmm.. Deli-cious~

anyway, dun u think the photos are very very clear?? I am just showing off for Ben that he really got a very very good camera!!! those professional type. u noe u noe..?? yeah! tat kind..

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from tuesday onwards.. I got one more extra job with adeline!
we are going to be jason's ah ma de super cute and sweet maids for 1 month!!
LOL
actually just helping him to take care of his ah ma when he is in ''jail''..
she just got an operation.. and really need someone to buy her lunch and dinner everyday...

BABE!! U gonan to be jason's wife soon~ *wink*
DUN ROLL UR EYES!!!!

Being Hongkies is good because...

1. We are Hongkies and not Chinese.
2. We can talk and shout and nobody gives a damn.
3. Jackie Chan is our icon.
4. We can live in a 5' x 5' cubicle and call it luxury apartment. We even need to pay $10,000 a month for this cubicle.
5. Our children can speak Cantonese at a young age.
6. We get to blame everything on Feng Shui or Tung Chee Hwa or the mainland communists.
7. Gambling is more interesting than sex. Macau is the place to for thrills!
8. We produce a lot of Miss Hong Kong to the enjoyment of the rich and famous.

We love being Singaporean because...

1. We are not Malaysians.
2. Everyone (especially the Malaysian) hates us, except ourselves.
3. Famous for Orchard Road and we love Geylang. Geylang is the place to go for th rills!
4. We have our own island.
5. We will never ever have yucky chewing gum stuck under our shoes.
6. We know how to enjoy our vacation in Malaysia - keep a few RM50 notes before you enter the highway: You can throw anything, anytime, anywhere and always wash our cars at the resort.
7. We can speed up to 180 kilometers per hour and not ending up with a summon as long as we have RM50 with us to spare.
8. The men are always concerned, first question to ask a girl "Do you have CPF?"
9. Never fear of getting lost in our country - S$20 taxi ride will get you into the sea. Hahaha!
10. We'll never have to worry about finding Mr or Ms right because the government will find one for us.
11. 1 Singapore dollar = 2.5 Ringgit... nyek nyek nyek.12. It's OK to be Kiasu. It's part of our culture.

being Indonesian are as follow...

1. We are not Australian.
2. We live in the biggest country in South East Asia .
3. No pirates in Indonesia water if you exclude the Navy and Coast guards.
4. Everything is cheap, even our salaries...
5. We can blame everything to Suharto or BJ Habibie or Gus Dur or Megawati or who's next?
6. Only in Indonesia you can get involved in real demonstrations daily for different causes and see no results.
7. Our Rupiah is like a Yo Yo, it can go up and down just because IMF say so...
8. We burn everything and nobody gives a damn. We cause haze all over the South East Asia and nobody can do a thing... nyek nyek nyek.
9. We don't need fire fighters as our neighbours will provide...

Being a Malaysian is the best because...

1. World tallest twintowers, Best F1 circuit, largest roti canai, most expensive toll rates, ..because Malaysia Boleh!
2. We can be driving, picking our nose, cursing another driver, talking on the handphone, adjusting the radio and bribing the traffic police at the same time.
3. We divorce by sending SMS.
4. Traffic summon can be settled on the spot with the traffic police.
5. We ha ve Teh Tarik & Roti Canai on the Russian space ship.
6. We can save a lot of electricity b'coz our TV shows are so crappy.
7. We can blame everything on the haze or George Soros or government or opposition parties or...
8. Resourceful City Council, one person to drive the van, one to carry the ladder, one to change a street's bulb and three others watching...
9. We make 2 lane trunk roads into 3 lane highway and back to 2 lane when polices are sighted
10. There's always something for the JKR to do. They dig, resurface the road, dig and resurface...
11. All main roads aredesignated highway because it gives Velooo a reason to collect toll.
12. Our government can never be wrong.
13. Our badminton players win already only need to pay them RM35,000 very cheap compare to David Beckham.
14. You can divorce for as little as RM 10 million ringgit and marry a young singer you like, how nice is life.
15. We can even used C4 bomb to bombard Gengkis Khan or Kublai Khan grandchildren
16. We have more water than Singapore ... nyek nyek nyek.
17. If you got no monies you can also snatch others people monies
18. If you are a policeman rider you can kick and bang people car like nobody business
19. If you drive a police car, you can speed cause speed limit only apply to citizen20. all motor rider can join Mat Rempit club for free and can throw stones at the police station anytime they like.
21. if you got nothing to do join the rela and go to the kongsi gelap and extort monies from them.
22. You can rape people and blame them for wearing very little, what a joke man.
23. The Ex-PM can be the world's biggest liar,daylight robber,racist & hypocrite and get away with it.

After reading the above, I believe you will agree with me that being Malaysian is still the best. You have to be glad that you are a Malaysian and enjoy staying in Malaysia ! You can do what you like as long as you got the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!

HAPPY 20th BirthDAY to PengYau!!!

We had made a successful birthday surprise for him!

感动吧？hahahaha....

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I tied myself to a man who was terrified of being tied down. Then I was free again.

I wondered...

Was I a victim of conditioned response doomed to repeat the same unconscious relationship patterns? Or was I just dating the same person over and over again?

when u lacks of hormone dopamine.. u will become like this... CHECK THIS OUT!!!

http://www.xanga.com/xXi_cry_crimson_tearsXx

HORRIBLE!!!

so what is dopamine??

it is.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dopamine

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exam is coming!!!!
friday is coming!!!!
WOOH~~~~

I know this is awful...
*puke!*
but I must say this.......

PLEASE LEARN TO WEAR YOUR BRA PROPERLY!!!
if u don't, then don't wear it!

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Went to Wheelock and found this weird collection...
In this century
bear, is no longer as adorable as we used to think.

the penis

Middle finger + F***ing sheep

showing nipples!

HELLO to the one who created this - WHAT happen to ur creativity??
ABUSING the beauty of body!!!
so DUH!!!

GUYS try this!!! http://www.paulsadowski.com/Numbers.asp

You entered: soo zuo rong

There are 10 letters in your name.Those 10 letters total to 57There are 5 vowels and 5 consonants in your name.

Your number is: 3

The characteristics of #3 are: Expression, verbalization, socialization, the arts, the joy of living.

The expression or destiny for #3:An Expression of 3 produces a quest for destiny with words along a variety of lines that may include writing, speaking, singing, acting or teaching; our entertainers, writers, litigators, teachers, salesmen, and composers. You also have the destiny to sell yourself or sell just about any product that comes along. You are imaginative in your presentation, and you may have creative talents in the arts, although these are more likely to be latent. You are an optimistic person that seems ever enthusiastic about life and living. You are friendly, loving and social, and people like you because you are charming and such a good conversationalist. Your ability to communicate may often inspire others. It is your role in life to inspire and motivate; to raise the spirits of those around you.

The negative side of number 3 Expression is superficiality. You may tend to scatter your forces and simply be too easygoing. It is advisable for the negative 3 to avoid dwelling on trivial matters, especially gossip.

Your Soul Urge number is: 9

A Soul Urge number of 9 means: With a 9 Soul Urge, you want to give to others, usually in a humanitarian or philanthropic manner. You are highly motivated to give friendship, affection and love. And you are generous in giving of your knowledge and experience. You have very sharing urges, and you are likely to have a great deal to share. Your concern for others makes you a very sympathetic and generous person with a sensitive and compassionate nature.
You are able to view life in very broad and intuitive terms. You often express high ideals and an inspirational approach to life. If you are able to fully realize the potential of your motivation, you will be a very self-sacrificing person who is able to give freely without being concerned about any return or reward.

As with all human beings, you are prone to sometimes express the negative attitudes inherent to your Soul Urges. You may become too sensitive and tend to express emotions strongly at times. There can be significant conflict between higher aims and personal ambitions. You may resent the idea of giving all of the time and, in fact, if there is too much 9 energy in your nature you may reject the idea. You may often be disappointed in the lack of perfection in yourself and others.

Your Inner Dream number is: 3

An Inner Dream number of 3 means: You dream of artistic expression; writing, painting, music. You would seek to more freely express your inner feeling and obtain more enjoyment from life. You also dream of being more popular, likable, and appreciated.

I’m sorry.
Sorry for not being a good sister.

Is it because she thinks I am too young to know this?
Is it because she thinks I shouldn’t worry about that matter while I am still studying?
Is it because I am too far… I am staying too far from her. The distance.. our distance..
I almost forget how we used to fight when we were still a kid.
I almost forget how she pampered me when I need some encouragement.
I almost forget the reason she cried after the fighting…

The pressure she is handling now…
The troubles she is having now..
The tiredness of her voice..

That, made me cry..

I miss her.
I love her.

I want her to share her problems with me.
I want to replace her current place.
I hope I can do something for her..

I want her to be happy!
I am going back home one day
Stay beside her
And
Fight with her
Again…

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The call made me jump!
The excitement!
seeya New zealand! *wink* >.<

Someone has just told me that he think I am funny.
funny… what a description…
I have never thought I will be funny..

Anyway, I am proud with what I have done on the previous Sunday!
and I can’t wait for Friday now!! WOOH~ *wink*

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a topic about
MEN. MONEY. WOMEN

MEN, they wanna earn as much as possible
Coz they thought by doing so..
they can build a sweet home for their future partners.
It doesn’t matter who gonna place in that future wife ‘frame’.
As long as there is someone who is willing to be that one for HIM
then he will accept.
How sad..

WOMEN, they always look for the rich man
Coz they thought only the rich can bring them happiness
They are always alert. Alert to catch the ‘right’ man.
Most of the women will only marry to someone they love.
But there are a lot of women who will only marry to the rich, not out of love.
Will she be happy?

Rich man tends to spoil the one he love. Or the one he woo. Whatever..
Are they stupid or what?!
When a woman only look into ur money..
Are u really proud of urself that u are rich and she likes UR MONEY?
u know.. She will probably run away with another richer man.
So make sure u always be the richest one for her!

Women, look for something else in a man.
NOT MONEY!
Can’t u earn that urself?
U probably can earn more than a man!
So why rely on him?
A rich man can buy u a LV, Burberry, Chanel to make u happy..
He can also buy others a LV, Burberry, Chanel to make u sad..
That is how ‘’wonderful’’ it is.

Oh guys! Cant u just fall in love?
Not fall into money??

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that is how much i miss u everyday.

Today, we have a very interesting topic – MEN WATCH PORN
Out of personal curiosity, I decided to do a survey on it with some research..

I sent out 20 surveys but only got 16 replies.
Fortunately that some of the 16 surveyors are willing to share more about their experiences with me. They even called me to give me more details!! How nice u guys….. hahaha..

Believer it or not! For the research purpose, I finally watch PORN at the first time of my 20 yrs life.
Oh.. dun think I am that innocent.
I always watch R21 shows like L words and Sex and the City.
The kissing, getting naked, touching, hugging and real sex.. I have seen it all..
But I find them beautiful ~
And I dun understand WHY men make it to disgusting one?!

Anyway, I dunno where to watch porn so I ask someone intro me some links and he gave me a clip ..
So I went to watched it..
And…
2 seconds later..
I can’t believe that how can a man really enjoy such porn when the girl is not pretty at all?!!?!
And the script is so ORBIT ( dis-tasteful) can…
so I only see the starting part and I never continue le.

So I tried second link!
It is called- sex education and conducted by two lesbian.
I am gonna tell u guys how I feel man.
IT IS DAMN DISGUSTING!!!
Maybe they are not pretty enough for me I guess? Or maybe I am a girl so I dun get attracted by the same sex?

After two stupid clips, I got so fed up and scolded the one who gave me the link!!
Coz it doesn’t help at all!!!
So .. he gave me another one.
This time.. is the extreme one!!
The website showed a video clip and some advertisement beside the video.
So while I loading for the video ( the scene: one woman pushed to a bed by a man)
The advertisement POP OUT!

Do u noe what I saw?!?!
It is the picture of a BIG BLACK DICK with sperms and a woman squatting in front of the dick like graving for some sperm!!!

IT IS SO STUNNING!! I mean the dick.. IS HUGE MAN!!!
Gosh! I cant believe it is a real one!! Is it real? How can It be so big?!?! Is like the length of my calves?

So yeah.. in the end I never watch the video.. coz I was too shocked by the giant dick.

And now.. I gonna share with u the findings of this survey.

apparently, only one out of 16 think that it is ABNORMAL for men to watch porn. I think the result has reflect that he is the abnormal one then. anyway, though many of them agreed that it it normal for men to watch porn, but doenst mean that it is good to watch porn.

one has told me that:

reasonably many people will think it is normal for man to watch porn. But he does not encourage over indulgence in it coz it will corrupt one’s mind when u let desire to control and overcome one’s faith. He dun watch it coz he dun want his desire for fantasy to be a habit and spoil the r/s in the future with the love one.

Next, I found how frequent they watch porn. the pie chart shown that 31.3% watch zero time a week right??

girls! are u impress??
u tot they are many guys who dun watch porn right??
but i gonna disppoint u in the next second.
u noe why?
coz...
my question was... how many times do u watch porn in a week..
and after some follow up.. I realised 15 of them watch porn atleast once a month.

their excuses are so ''reasonable''
one has told me it is to gain experiece, another one told me that watching porn is to improve his skill in sex.

for those who dun watch often, their reasons are simply that they are tired, stress, not enough time, or they think they can overcome it or not interested with porn anymore.

I think this is the most interesting part in the whole survey!!
I asked them what is their favourite scene in a blue film. and the results are shown above! :)

all- 37.5%
getting naked- 18.8%
kissing - 18.8%
blow job- 6.3%
real sex- 6.3%
none- 12.5%

anw, I think this result is not really accurate as many of them are not willing to share in this particular topic. It is their privacy...

I have another co-relation graph between relationship status and no. of times watching porn in a week too. but i cant upload that due to the technical problem.
the result is pretty clear...

single men tend to watch porn more often.
For those who are attatched, they tend to watch it often due to the encouragement from their partners.

I also find out that some girls get addicted in watching porn too. But they watch it when they have sex. There are some girls even watch it with their partner. That is the reason why men dun feel guilty when they watch porn.

anw, do men realise that women need to be satisfied too?
STOP WATCHING PORN!!! it is so YUCK!!

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after this research, I am curious about something else now!*wink*
MAN- YOU ARE THE MOST TERRIBLE CREATURE

MADAGASCAR

do u watch the madagascar 1? i remembered i watched it with eric and he bought me the five soft toys in the second day after we watching it. they are lion, zebra, hippo, penguin and giraffe!! they are all with my cousins now.. hehe!

I WANT A WHITE LION SOFT TOY!

movie plot:

When New York Zoo Animals Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe and Gloria the Hippo finally leave Madagascar, they find themselves instead stuck in the wilderness of Africa. There, Alex connects with his roots when he meets the rest of his family, but has trouble communicating with them after spending most of his life at the Central Park Zoo.

As all Madagascar-ians say "You got to move it, move it!"

As promised.. these are the photos...
took me 2 hrs to upload them!!
all thank to my $19.90 per month StarHub Mobile Internet * being sarcastic*

The five pretty princess in 5/1

New Pond! the fishes are the same i guess.. School Overview 1
can u see how far is our classroom to the canteen?
that is why we always brisk walk to canteen... =p

Thanks Vipin!! - the first step on breaking into the classroom.. Lesson begun~~ OMG! miss this classroom!!

Mitra was demo how Mrs Tai taught us account

Us again.. heee..

Group photoss

Photo taken with 周大熊老师 @ Vincent Hall

Group photo

Irna and Wanny - the Joker

Photo taken with Mr. Michael infront of the General Office
Great that he remembered me!!!
coz he only can remember 2 out of 12 in this group..

Photo taken with Ms Phang - a passionate math teacher we will always remember!!

Our pricinpal

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Everybody's searching for intimacy
Everybody's hurting for intimacy
but
We, come into this world alone..

THIS IS NOT THE NORMAL $30!
why?
because....
IT IS MY FIRST PAY JOB!!

I am a part time economic tutor now!!!
can u imagine??
This is my first job in my whole 20 years of life currently

though I always help my classmates with revision.
this time round I felt pressurized
coz I am PAID!

To be Exaggerate:
my heart was racing all the way back home after tuition, i had hard time catching it!

LOL * wink*

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Since young, mummy always ask me to eat vitamin C eveyday.

when I was ill, No medicine is allowed but Vitamin C

when I slept late, No other supplement but Vitamin C
when my stomachache, Vitamin C

when I go clubbing, more Vitamin C to be taken

when I travels, Vitamin C must travel with me too...

and now..
this is my first time to try other Vitamin C.

Mummy's preferred brand is Amway.
and this new one is nicer...

sweeter

for small kids i guess... LOL

Thanks B!
I will eat it everyday for a month!! :)

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Today is Boys' Town Carnival!!!
Finally get back my O level cert after 3 yrs time.

Luckily my result was ''glamorous'' enough for them to keep HAHAHAHA!

will upload the pictures soon....
check it out! >.<

YES TODAY IS THE DAY!!

FINALLY!!!!! all 6 projects are handed in!

Projects are quite easy actually.. but there is always NOT ENOUGH time.

Imagine u got to rush 6 projects in 3 weeks...

meet friends,

eveyday revision,

entertainment,

schooling,

traveling,

3 meals,

bath

and sleep..

Oh man! 24 hrs is really NOT ENOUGH!!!

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Got my letter today too!

Thanks. :)

thanks for letting me know the mistakes

and I have decided to do my best for the next ________

loves.

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I wonder...

Pig -oink
Dog -Bark

Mouse -squeak

Cow -moo

Cat? meow??

got such english? anyone?

LOL...

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The feeling is different.

incomplete.

It is not the same anymore.

-End-

What about Sex?

a dirty thing?

an enjoyment?

a ''must-go''process in a relationship?

Some people can just get laid with anyone!

really.. i mean.. really anyone.

the maid, the waitress, the bar girl, even a gf's sister!

how retarded?

or a new word - ''Fucktarded''

I don't understand how people can make such a wonderful thing to a shallow one
Isnt great to have sex with someone u are in love with than just fucking around with strangers?
maybe.. the someone u love doesnt love u.. so what?
If he is kind enough, he will not have sex with u coz he should feel guilty to cheat ur feeling in this way.

what if u find out he is a cheater??
that is even better!

This shows that he is just not the one u should marry to..

Do u ever really feel the feeling when u are having sex?
the feeling of passion.
It could only find it when both of u are really in love.

It isnt the orgasm!

It is an emotion. a real feeling. a great feeling..

so

When u can't find the right feeling..

Do not feel sad
just leave it alone..

because u will find it back one day!

It is just a matter of time

It might happen to be with the same person u used to love,

or someone better! :)

SEX IS SO IMPORTANT IN A RELATIONSHIP!

YES i just cant stay home alone!!!
the feeling of being lonely freak me out!!!
so .. I called my friend and I am going out NOW no matter how sick I am.
I will never recover if I continue to stay at home like this...

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Life shouldnt be so complicated.
a step and I was so silly again!

To keep myself fall,
The only thing I must always remember!
I am not ur priority.

The expensive medicine is not effective at all!!!
I got so heaty and nose bleed in the morning.
force my myself up ( giddy stage) and get something to drink and eat the medicine again..
and now..
I hope I can recover soon.
so boring to being sick!! so sickening!!!

I wanna go school!!! school got so many things to do....
Learn OTQM, teach Edwin SPSS, compare Econ answer with Junie and Melissa etc...
and my purple biscuit... how can I miss it?? =(

I want to go home................................

I AM ILL!!! and these colourful tablets and a MC had cost me $53.35!!!
no voice on Monday
sore throat on Tuesday
fever on Wednesday
Good progression huh?
lol...
I gonna recover asap!! if not I cant teach Econ on Friday liao... then another $30 will fly away... :(

Nail Polish!!

Got these two nail polish after school today..

I got lot of nail polish but end up throwing them away..

coz I NEVER finish any one of them before!!!

I love the star star thing..

It is SooooOoo cute!!~~ hehe..

anyone wanan borrow from me pls let me noe..

To help me finish them.. hahaha!

wanna apply it now le... =)

first of all! HAPPY 21st Bday to U- VINCENT SIM!!

Yup! I went to JB to celebrated my primary school friend bday on sat after school.

wooh~ such a big jam!!!

anw, the grand celebration was so grand that the food was not enough! hahah!

Met lot of ex school friends but mostly are guys.. dunno what happen to all the girls.

they just disappeared. :(

To me, it is more like a primary school gathering.

Everyone still look the same.

and I met the bird killer assistant one in that party too..

have a good chat with him and realised he actually is a hyper active kid. =p

Promise to make a gathering again next year with exchange they gonna plan a trip for me!!!

I WAN TO GO to the national park at Tengganu ( dunno how to spell)!!!

wooh~ is 3am now! i got to sleep. hehe.. tata! :)

Please support my sister!!!
Online shopping~~~

http://www.jbtalks.cc/thread-436248-1-1.html

and

http://www.jbtalks.cc/thread-436973-1-2.html