Kids In School Think Quick!

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that wedidn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.'

TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?'
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.


TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same asyour brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher...

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Yes!! First day of school is fresh!! Without Jason, Class is abit odd.. but guess everyone will get use to it soon.. and J will join us on saturday lesson!! SO cool!!

As what I thought, It is a very challenging semester!! 3 subjects are tough but I love the difficulities of them!! Gonna CONCENTRATE in Class! and NO absenT!!! NO late!!

Everyone seems so sianz today.. except me!! I was really really excited!! I just cant wait to start my lesson, projects, revision, EXAMS!!! then HOLIDAY!!! YES YES YES!!
ok.. think too much.. lol

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J and I went to ECP after school. He was doing 18km run and I cycled for 18km too!! It was a cooling evening.. Lonnnnnggg time never go liao though it might be only less than one month.. ( coz used to go there often.. hehe!)

I tends to day dream alot these days.. even when I cycle.. I just stay blank and enjoy the momment. IT WAS GREAT!!!

wow! we are going taiwan!! =D